I know, I know 💰
16 July 2026
This is theoretically a monthly newsletter, and I emailed you only a few days ago. But I woke up in the middle of the night with a get-rich-quick scheme in my head, and I thought you wouldn't want to miss out.
I'm afraid it only works in Australia, though. Sorry, pals elsewhere! I'll make you rich some other way.
Here's what you do:
Vote for Kill Your Boss in the Better Reading Top 100*
Tell your boss you voted for Kill Your Boss in the Better Reading Top 100
Get fired
Sue for unfair dismissal, win easily ("Fired for having good taste in literature?!" the judge will thunder.)
Spend the rest of your days on your super-yacht, sipping caviar out of a Fabergé egg
Genius, right? I knew you wouldn't want to miss out! You might even win 100 books just for voting.
* Yes, this is different from the thing I asked you to vote in a week ago—that was for kids, this is for adults.
👉 Vote now
Hey, can I use you super-yacht for a book launch? The book is called Choppy Water, and it involves a murder on board a quarantined cruise ship, so that would be super cool. It comes out in November—do you reckon you'll have won the lawsuit by then? Email me if so! (Or have your butler do it.)
Cheers, *raises egg*
Jack___🖋️