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9 July 2026
24 hours left to vote for I Know What You're Hiding! ๐ณ๏ธ
Oh jeez, now it's only 23. Type faster, Jack!
8 July 2026
Turtles, Squat, the End of the World and Paradise Heights ๐ชก
Now I have children, so the preparations are a lot more complex and come with a significant wallop of both deception...
7 July 2026
The Telltale Receipt ๐๏ธ
In 2037, while your robot butler is serving 3D-printed sponge cake, the same friend (their hair now grey, but their eyes still warm and bright) asks if they may borrowย A La Recherche du Temps Perdu...
7 July 2026
Choose Your Own Newsletter ๐
If you keep reading about my childhood, go to page 2. If you want me to get to the point, turn to page 3.
7 July 2026
Dear Agent ๐ถ๏ธ
Hi Alex! As you know, you are my literary agent, and have been for some time. I thought you (being my agent) might appreciate a summary of where all my various manuscripts are up to.
7 July 2026
Upcoming Events ๐๏ธ
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25 June 2026
Inbox Full โ
Sorry! I need peace and quiet to finish my book.
24 June 2026
Riddles ๐งฉ
Solutions to the puzzles in my books
22 June 2026
Biography ๐
Presented in third-person, for tax reasons.
22 June 2026
Bibliography ๐
All the books I've published
22 June 2026
Frequently Asked Questions ๐ฌ
Frequently asked questions
22 June 2026
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